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Welcome to the Army of Unfuckwithable Women.

Welcome to the Army of Unfuckwithable Women.Welcome to the Army of Unfuckwithable Women.Welcome to the Army of Unfuckwithable Women.

Powered by wine, orgasms and self-respect.

Confess & enter

Who Is Sister Mary?

Sister Mary was excommunicated from the Church for excessive vaping, unholy levels of self confidence, and refusing to worship mediocre men.  She took the communion wine, turned it into Prosecco, and begun her new mission: to save women from low standards, low vibes, and spiritually dehydrated sex lives.

The Unholy Commandments

These are the sacred laws of the Sisterhood. Break them, and you shall be condemned to a life of mediocre men and lukewarm Prosecco.

  • Thou shalt never fake an orgasm — if he cannot locate the clitoris, he cannot locate the kingdom of heaven.
  • Thou shalt pour doubles, never singles — hydration is holy, but intoxication is divine.
  • Thou shalt worship thy own reflection — for self-love is the highest form of praise.
  • Thou shalt chase no man — only money, miracles, and multiple streams of income.
  • Thou shalt speak only in affirmations and filth — manifesting wealth while messaging men purely for entertainment.
  • Thou shalt reject guilt, shame, and poorly made wine — all are tools of the patriarchy and must be exorcised immediately.

The Unholy Contraband Is Coming!

Prepare your wallets and your souls. Sister Mary is about to unleash a sacred collection of forbidden journals, filthy affirmations, luxury rituals, and spiritually illegal merchandise designed to transform your bank balance, your confidence, and your sex life. This is not shopping. This is an awakening with next day delivery. Only the chosen sinners will know the moment it drops!


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